1. Achievement Unlocked: Colonoscopy

    When you turn 50, they make you get a colonoscopy. That doesn't seem fair.

    But it really isn't too bad. The worst part is the "prep", which is a euphemistic way of saying "Spend a day on a clear-liquid diet, take a bunch of laxatives, then spend a few hours …

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